Sunday, September 19, 2010

talk like a pirate day

avast, me hearties! would ye be ready for some pirate humor now, ye landlubbers?!

q. What's the pirate movie rated?
a. Arrrr!

q. What kind o' socks does a pirate wear?
a. Arrrrgyle!

q. What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks?
a. Arrrrticulation!

A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself, dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"

And thar ye have it. A symposium on pirate humor that'll last ye a lifetime - so long as life is violent and short! Enjoy ye day, me hearties! 'Til next voyage, same time, same place ... 'cuz I be shippin' out soon ... Aaarrrrrr ...

(aside from Sue - the stick figure pirate's from the t-shirt I vote for from the contest at ... sigh ... in not enough time to order one beforehand ...)


Drake Sigar said...

Q. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
A. To buy an iPatch!

Q. How does a pirate get his mast up?
A. He uses a wench!

Q. What do a pirate and a pimp have in common?
A. They both say Yo Ho!

{Lynn - that's me!} said...

Shiver me timbers...that be a fun post!

Brittany Nichole said...

This was great! (Sorry for my lack of "pirate talk" but I did vote - hands down Johnny Depp!