Sunday, September 19, 2010

talk like a pirate day

avast, me hearties! would ye be ready for some pirate humor now, ye landlubbers?!

q. What's the pirate movie rated?
a. Arrrr!

q. What kind o' socks does a pirate wear?
a. Arrrrgyle!

q. What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks?
a. Arrrrticulation!

A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself, dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"



And thar ye have it. A symposium on pirate humor that'll last ye a lifetime - so long as life is violent and short! Enjoy ye day, me hearties! 'Til next voyage, same time, same place ... 'cuz I be shippin' out soon ... Aaarrrrrr ...

(aside from Sue - the stick figure pirate's from the t-shirt I vote for from the contest at talklikeapirate.com ... sigh ... in not enough time to order one beforehand ...)

3 comments:

Drake Sigar said...

Q. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
A. To buy an iPatch!

Q. How does a pirate get his mast up?
A. He uses a wench!

Q. What do a pirate and a pimp have in common?
A. They both say Yo Ho!

Lynn Mercurio said...

Shiver me timbers...that be a fun post!

TheBrittanyTree said...

This was great! (Sorry for my lack of "pirate talk" but I did vote - hands down Johnny Depp!